It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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