i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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