eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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