My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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