i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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