he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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