Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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