im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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