"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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