She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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