your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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