I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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