Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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