OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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