You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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