he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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