"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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