I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
high people should be assigned attendants
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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