I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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