I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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