guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I am naked and annoyed.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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