Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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