Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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