I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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