omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
