Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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