whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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