And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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