I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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