i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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