About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
