Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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