I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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