By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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