whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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