Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
In the future we'll all be gay
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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