How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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