I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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