I have demons in me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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