On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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