just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
