Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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