I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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