Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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