Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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