That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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