i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm bleeding and have questions
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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