I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
you had me at cake vodka
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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