After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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