hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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