If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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