addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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